Trapped Optical Mouse....

The Precursor to World(Mice)War III !!!!!

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Chronicles of Lagos Mosquitoes

There are a new species of super mosquitoes breeding in Lagos. I had to get my Camera and document their activities. Thanks to the 64X Zoom lenses on the camera, I was able to observe their daily routine and habits. Here are some highlights of the documentary, the Full documentary would premiere soon on National Geographic.

STEPS TO BECOMING A MOSQUITO IN LAGOS ......(featuring Nina the mosquito as herself)

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//{O_O}\\.... WHat tha....Only in Nigeria

Heheheheh... So, I was taking a stroll the other day when I saw this
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Okay to be honest, It was "Male Rottwieler" that was written
But my thoughts like being misled.. ;)

When Tigers Become Extinct

It's a well known fact that Tigers are an endangered species. Apart from the effects on the ecosystem, This is another effect it could have on brands like Kellogs ...Tony the Tiger may be replaced by the Bimba the meerkat.

Help save Tigers or else....

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INEC boss Swagg

Jega must really be enjoying all the media attention, press conferences, photoshoots and stuff... he even trended worldwide on Twitter.
Only goes to show, "If you ain't trending, then you ain't sh*t"

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April Fool Fail

Yep, I'm finally Back...
Could've uploaded this earlier but...
Sigh!!!, this is why I hate April Fools day; Nobody believes what you tell them.... like this guy

Enjoy

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Borrowed Thought; Don't DUI, Don't DWL (Drive whyl Lying)

Whoever did this, deserves an award.

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Hunger For More (thoughts)

Yup, I'm sure y'all seen my first batch of thoughts. I'm looking to update at least once a week though, But there's a slight problem; I need more thoughts from you the readers. Not every thought can be animated though, but the funnier ones will get animated. So, I need y'all to drop funny jokes & thoughts anywhere on this site. Or you can follow the blog on twitter, >> @animatemythots, or follow me >>.@jphoenixxx. If u want to be more discreet, send me an email then; thax3emist@gmail.com just get your thought across to me. I always welcome comments, critism & suggestions. I'm only human (or maybe alien (: ), there's always room for improvement. Thanks for visiting, see y'all in my next post. Ciao

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Twitter Thought; RT @SNN_headlines: Brad and Angelina seen window shopping at Malaysia orphanage.

Bradgelina Babyphilia

Personal Thought; Spiders Take Over Arsenals Trophy Cabinet!!??

Arsenal Fans myt hate me for this, but here goes nothing......

Lmaooo...... Good luck to y'all this season though. No hard feelings ryt?.

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Facebook Thought; Mr. Tiku at the election primaries

Shoutout to Mhan Timmie, Who came up with the thought...... Disclaimer: SSS, this is just a joke oooo! Don't come & handcuff me abeg......lmao!

Personal Thought; What would happen if Bruce Banner watched Africa Tragic

Wow, I would be the happiest guy on earth if this happened. Or What dyu think?

Welcome To AnimateMyThoughts

Hi, I'm Jphoenixxx &On behalf of my alter-egos Jweirdo & x3emist,. I'd like to welcome you to our hysterical website. First of all, I'm sorry you had to type 34 characters to get this website into your address bar. This is no ordinary website though, Its just an avenue to exercise & exorcise my alter-egos (lolz). Normally, when we think funny thoughts our mind automatically animates it. That makes it like 50x funnier than it originally was (thats weird,...I know) But thats how its always been for the past 2decades or so. Still wonder when it'll end though (who knows maybe when my sense of humour dies)....but till then .... When I read funny things (especially on twitter). I'll try my best to reanimate that thought as it was in my mind. This is my first post, so obviously i'm still trying to get a hang of this blogspot stuff. Expect changes & (new posts). Hopefully I get a domain name soon ....or maybe not. You can follow me on twitter @jphoenixxx. See y'all on my next post